January 2011
That awkward moment when you're smiling at your...
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Macroeconomics AP!
When asked to compare the relationship of opportunity costs, my best friend Jaime and I turned to models. This is our favorite example of a model’s opportunity cost:
“For each additional time you color, crimp, curl, and straighten your hair, the less hair you will have on your head.”
Sh*t My Dad Says:
“Discount” Furniture = “Don’t Come in Here This is Really Crappy” Furniture
*facepalm*
A little slice of Italian
Amo solo te ~ I love only you
Per sempre tua ~ Forever yours
Tesoro mio ~ My treasure
“White flowers bloom from dark soil—small bones are below.”
– Anonymous
“I know this darkness better than I know myself.”
– Dust City
“Squitch folds his forearms and pouts. “How come he gets a door?”
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– Dust City
Fellow Tumblrites!
I come bearing more funnies from my classes. The topic today: Physics!
Class: “Awh, we wanted cookies!”
Ms. Gerst: “Yeah, well now I have cookies for my whatever-whatever department meeting. Since we didn’t make cookies yesterday…. And by we I mean me…and the cats.” LATER THAT SAME CLASS PERIOD
*teacher and student hold towel up*
Ms. Gerst (to...
What I think when kids in my class read
whatshelearnedfromyou:
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds...
And now for a little slice of Alg. 3
Just about the funniest thing that’s ever happened in my Algebra III class this year.
Mr. Swartz: “Okay, now each revelation is measured on a coordinate plane.”
Class: “…revelation?”
Mr. Swartz: “Well, it’s a circle. So think of it as a wheel. One revelation is 360 degrees or once around.”
Me and Laura: “Revelations is a book in...
Some interesting things from Macroeconomics AP...
Just some interesting things my Macroeconomics AP teacher has said to us since the beginning of the semester.
Mr. Hines: “As humans, and especially, as human Americans, we are all greedy, greedy, bastards.”
Mr. Hines: “Now, lets say we’re a plane-building company, and we’ve just made a new G4 plane. Who’s going to get that plane? That’s the basis of...
