have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3
Who knew microwaving was so difficult?
Finish reading The Realistic Expectations Cookbook
Fox 2000 has tapped “Elf” scribe David Berenbaum to write a sequel to the 1993 comedy hit “Mrs. Doubtfire,” with Robin Williams attached to reprise his starring role and Chris Columbus to return as director.
Theres a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel in the works… Thats crazy. Read about it here [x]
IT’S MID-APRIL, I’M DONE WITH THIS.
WHAT SHOW IS THIS FROM?????
Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
Clearly the best one here is “I am a freeloader”