There are many kinds of people who circulate through our lives. Some may not seem to leave such a lasting impression; but rest assured young ones. All of these people give us minuscule pieces of themselves that shape who we become. You've stumbled upon me. May my piece serve you well.

Pessimism < Realism
ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle &lt;3

ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

Apr 17th at 4PM / via: newsweek / op: ravenscupboard / reblog / 40,267 notes

collegehumor:

Who knew microwaving was so difficult?

Finish reading The Realistic Expectations Cookbook

Apr 17th at 4PM / via: collegehumor / op: collegehumor / reblog / 670 notes

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fuckyeah1990s:


Fox 2000 has tapped “Elf” scribe David Berenbaum to write a sequel to the 1993 comedy hit “Mrs. Doubtfire,” with Robin Williams attached to reprise his starring role and Chris Columbus to return as director.

Theres a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel in the works… Thats crazy. Read about it here [x]

fuckyeah1990s:

Fox 2000 has tapped “Elf” scribe David Berenbaum to write a sequel to the 1993 comedy hit “Mrs. Doubtfire,” with Robin Williams attached to reprise his starring role and Chris Columbus to return as director.

Theres a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel in the works… Thats crazy. Read about it here [x]

Apr 17th at 3PM / via: fuckyeah1990s / op: fuckyeah1990s / reblog / 2,466 notes

(Source: pizza-omelette)

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owlturdcomix:

IT’S MID-APRIL, I’M DONE WITH THIS.

Apr 17th at 3PM / via: tastefullyoffensive / op: owlturdcomix / reblog / 6,713 notes

youcouldbefound:

WHAT SHOW IS THIS FROM?????

(Source: hellyeahcharlieday)

Apr 17th at 3PM / via: fadeanddisappear / op: hellyeahcharlieday / reblog / 11,094 notes

(Source: morgrana)

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(Source: morgrana)

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(Source: deidrathebarbarian)

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randomlyawake:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

Clearly the best one here is “I am a freeloader”

Apr 17th at 1PM / via: nowhereboy / op: iraffiruse / reblog / 77,010 notes

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